[sic] Implied

A list of (not so) descriptive phrases from Courtney Stodden’s Twitter feed you probably want to avoid using in your fiction:

• Juicy sun
• Enticingly refreshing
• Exotically crawling
• Delicious flick
• Sensually stacked day
• Tone lil’ tush
• Pleasurable pool
• Boisterously bounce
• Sensual sightings
• Soft-ticklish boa-feathers
• Tantalizing wear
• Desirable-dusky-dress
• Wondrous bed
• Compellingly connect
• Prowling mysteriously
• Bodily breakfast
• Drippin-slippery-mud
• Passionately frisky
• Sexual daylight
• Productive-fulfilled errands