A list of (not so) descriptive phrases from Courtney Stodden’s Twitter feed you probably want to avoid using in your fiction:
- Juicy sun
- Enticingly refreshing
- Exotically crawling
- Delicious flick
- Sensually stacked day
- Tone lil’ tush
- Pleasurable pool
- Boisterously bounce
- Sensual sightings
- Soft-ticklish boa-feathers
- Tantalizing wear
- Desirable-dusky-dress
- Wondrous bed
- Compellingly connect
- Prowling mysteriously
- Bodily breakfast
- Drippin-slippery-mud
- Passionately frisky
- Sexual daylight
- Productive-fulfilled errands
‘bodily breakfast’ – unless it’s a zombie thriller, I never want to see that combination of words again. Ever.
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Yes, Gill! What could that even mean?
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