Sounds My Radiator Makes That Kept Me Fully Awake Last Night Between the Hours of 2 and 6 a.m.

  • The one that sounds like someone’s firing bird shot into the pipes
  • The one that sounds like boiling water
  • The one that sounds like my late hamster, Time Machine, drinking from his water bottle (this one is both annoying and sad)
  • The one that sounds like my laptop fan cycling
  • The one that sounds like there’s popcorn popping inside the radiator
  • The one that sounds like there’s someone else in my bedroom kicking the radiator with a steel-toed boot
  • The one that sounds like putting raw chicken in a hot pan

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